One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy
#bUT IMAGINE TWO HOTTIES TURN UP TO YOUR DOORSTEP #i’D BE LiKE ‘IS IT MA BIRTHDAY?’
#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT
OH COME ON IF SAM WINCHESTER TURNS UP AT YOUR DOOR YOU GONNA DIE ANYWAY
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
BUT OPEN YOUR WHORE LEGS
PRAY FOR DEAN TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
I will always reblog.
#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA
the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow
Avengers in a nutshell: Thor
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
Make me choose meme: anonymous asked allons-y or
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this is literally one of the most inspirational things
ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help
Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.